Balls! Balls!

I just had to explain to a coworker why the following conversation may not be appropriate to teach to children, especially little boys. She didn't really get it, but I didn't want to push the issue.

Are these your balls?
Yes, these are my balls.

A friend suggested I ask her to do an image search for 'my balls', but I don't quite have ... the balls ... to do it.

It's slightly better than the training school I used to work for, where they had a fully animated ball who bounced along to a song that said "Balls! Balls!". True story.

In bloggy news, apparently attaching pictures to emails works now, so expect more, even though I can't format them easily yet. Picture care of Everybody Loves Free Stuff. Check out the salad plate!