Tuesday 21 July 2009

Leaving town at rush hour


I don't know when my requirements for a comfortable subway ride changed to 'as long as nobody is actually touching me', but there we go. Before I got on today I thought how nice it was that there weren't many people on this car, because there was a space about an arm's length wide before everyone climbed aboard. Luxury.

Anyway, I'm on my way to Hangzhou to see the eclipse tomorrow. Then south from there, and away from work for a while. Unsarcastic bliss! I just hope it doesn't storm as much as it's supposed to.

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Thursday 16 July 2009

More balls and mucking around

I really just want to see what happens if I attach MP3s to my emails.  It's also kind of related to this post.  I had to record this at work today, so you can just imagine me sitting in a recording booth giggling to myself.

Balls.  Balls!

Wednesday 15 July 2009

Thanks for rubbing it in, floor


It's depressing to be at the office so late that the lift floor tells me it's Saturday.

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Tuesday 14 July 2009

Shanghainese crowd pays tribute to MJ

I just read about this on Shanghaiist, and am so upset that I missed it. It is right near my apartment as well, and I was doing jack all on Sunday afternoon.

What looks like thousands of people gathered together at People's Square at 5pm to "complete MJ's unfinished dance" for 60 seconds. So much better than going to a creepy Australian funeral director to remember the King of Pop.

I doubt the video will embed properly, so check out this YouKu link to see video proof!

Monday 13 July 2009

Balls! Balls!

I just had to explain to a coworker why the following conversation may not be appropriate to teach to children, especially little boys. She didn't really get it, but I didn't want to push the issue.

Are these your balls?
Yes, these are my balls.


A friend suggested I ask her to do an image search for 'my balls', but I don't quite have ... the balls ... to do it.

It's slightly better than the training school I used to work for, where they had a fully animated ball who bounced along to a song that said "Balls! Balls!". True story.

In bloggy news, apparently attaching pictures to emails works now, so expect more, even though I can't format them easily yet. Picture care of Everybody Loves Free Stuff. Check out the salad plate!

We're number one!

There's not enough room on the internet to fully discuss the existence of, and reasoning behind, the superiority, patriotism, narrow-mindedness, racial prejudice, and cultural ignorance of the Chinese people [yes, I know this is a generalised blanket statement about a race of people]. There are a lot of reasons for why the majority of Chinese people think the way they do, and I'm not in any way saying they are bad or mean people. I just fail to understand how they can blindly follow what they have been told their whole lives, even when presented with conflicting evidence. The only thing I can compare it with is religious faith.

Here are some examples of what I'm talking about (please bear in mind that China has made a ridiculously big deal about the swine flu pandemic, and has somehow convinced most of the locals that there are no threatening cases on the mainland):

  1. At dinner with a couple of coworkers (one American, one Chinese), American co-worker (ACW) made a joke that the guy at the table next to us had swine flu, because he coughed. CCW said that it was impossible, because he was Chinese. She backed up her argument by saying that there were no cases of swine flu in Shanghai (totally false statement).

    Problems with this:
    a) We had no proof he was Chinese. b) Even if he were Chinese, and there were no cases in Shanghai, there was no proof that he hadn't been out of the country, or been in contact with anyone who had recently been out of the country. c) It was a ridiculous statement.

  2. A friend's date did not want to go to a restaurant with him after she found out they served Mexican food. She thought she might catch swine flu from the food.

    Problems with this: Pretty obvious, even if you didn't know that the disease isn't foodborne. We are in Shanghai, not Mexico! The food did not get shipped from there.

  3. While watching the men's Wimbledon final on TV, CCW said 'chocolate!' every time she saw a black person in the crowd. Apparently Chinese people call black people chocolate, and it's not meant as an insult. I'm not sure if she was joking when she started calling the white people 'milk'.

    Problems with this: Fairly obvious in this super-PC world. I call myself a banana, but still. Not the same.

  4. People around here seem to think that the definitions of 'sushi' and 'sandwich' are what you get at Family Mart, Kedi, or any number of other convenience stores. These things are highly processed, and involve far too much mayonnaise and pork fluff, and not much else. When you actually take a local to a place to get decent Japanese food or a high quality sandwich, they get confused and often don't like it. Locals seem to base whole ethnic cuisines on very limited, very low-quality food, and then decide to write off the entire culture. It's quite sad.
I could go on, but I actually just wanted to mention a blog post from Disgrasian. An American study has shown that, apparently, sharing a room with someone of a different ethnic background from you can make you less racist. Unless you are sharing with an Asian, which actually makes people more prejudiced. We're so good at racism!

Oh well, at least we make cute babies.

Thursday 9 July 2009

Heat and hassle

The temperature is sitting around 36 or 37 degrees right now, and it's the least of my problems.

My company had widespread layoffs last week, due to supposed financial reasons. Though I am still comfortably employed, it has made me wonder about what I'm going to do in the future, and whether or not I will be staying in China much longer. We shall see. I don't think this adventure is over yet.

Last but definitely not least is that China blocked Facebook sometime on Tuesday. I know, I know, I shouldn't be so worried about these things, but considering that I've actually begun to get used to the fact that the list of websites I can't access is getting longer and longer*, I think it's telling that I am concerned about this. Of course, there's always the increased productivity flipside, but I did spend a good portion of my day yesterday ensuring (through a combination of proxy servers, ping.fm, and one of my mobile phone browsers) that I would in fact still be able to update my profile. I just won't be able to stalk other people nearly as easily.

*I can't even access this blog easily (I am currently changing settings via a proxy), and have to post my entries by email. I am not sure if the comment moderation settings have stuck, so my apologies if comments haven't been published. Feel free to repost them!